Fandom, if there is not Eames/Arthur fic by tomorrow I am going to be Very Disappointed

So, Inception. Basically my position is: go see it. Yes, you will guess the end. (You may have done so already!) See it anyway. I've been weak to Joseph Gordon-Levitt since 3rd Rock From the Sun (500 Days of Summer notwithstanding) and by the end of the movie I was slashing him with pretty much everybody. Including Ellen Page's character! Which is not really slash, I guess! His character hits all my "competence kink" buttons, yay. There's a lot more to say about the movie, but I'm too lazy to cut for spoilers now, so slash it is. It appears that my slash goggles are pretty much stuck on because apparently I view all media through the lens of fic potential now. Internet, you have corrupted me. Again.